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Another episode of the cow series! This time one of the cows discover a unexpected friend in his closet.



Lyrics:

I have a puppy in my closet
Puppy in my closet
Puppy, puppy
Puppy in my closet
Puppy in my closet
Giant puppy in my closet
But now I think he's gone

You see there I was, just sitting on my game
When the strangest sound did whine
I dropped my controller just to find big rover
Watching me from behind

It was the oddest thing that I ever did see
And I hope he does not mind
Because he scared me to death
As I never saw it coming
And blew a fart that could make you blind

So when the clouds dispersed
I figured that was the worst
And can check if he's ok
There was nothing in the closet
But a small brown deposit
And a sign that says he's away (FB Status Sign)

I had a puppy in my closet
Puppy in my closet
Puppy, puppy
Puppy in my closet
Puppy in my closet
Giant puppy in my closet
But now I think he's gone.